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#1 Wrenchonit



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Posted 14 August 2017 - 05:03 PM

A woman walks into a drug store and approaches the counter
Can I help you? Asks the pharmacist
Yes says the lady, I need a strong poison. A poison strong enough to kill my husband.
I can't give you a poison to kill your husband, says the shocked pharmacist, that's illegal.
The woman pulls something from her purse and shows it to the pharmacist, it's a photograph of the woman's husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.
The pharmacist looks up at the woman and calmly says,
Why didn't you tell me that you had a prescription?

#2 Vomio


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Posted 15 August 2017 - 08:12 AM

Funny, thanks.


Always good to get a new joke in here.